Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Indiana

I don't have anything to do so I search the farthest corners of my mind for some really good memories. And I remember that when I was young I was the biggest India Jones fan there was. These movies by the great Steven Spielberg would transport me to another world. They were so real to me that they stirred within me a hunger for adventure, for travel, & for the mysterious. Anyway here's one I remember so vividly: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

“Indy, right here!,” Willie yelled to Indy while pointing at her breasts. To her dismay, Dr. Jones was pushing against the breasts of the lady statue affixed on the stone wall. Five minutes earlier, the night club performer dared the famous Dr. Jones to a love-making inside her room in the Bangkot Palace.

A few nights before that, fate brought them together in a club in China where gangsters tried to kill the archaeologist Dr. Jones, and the two plus a cute Chinese kid ended up being chased in the streets of Shanghai.

A couple of twists, turns, and a plane crash and they found themselves in an Indian village whose kids were kidnapped by blood-thirsty villains. The villagers informed them that their children were taken to Bangkot Palace. So that’s how they got there.
So as Indy was pushing the statue by its breasts, it moved backwards until a tunnel entrance was revealed. This tunnel led to a world of dark adventures: fighting a cult that sacrificed humans called Thugee
, stealing glowing rocks from the eyes of a rock skull, a roller coaster chase , and the famous bridge fight.

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